Frequently Asked Questions about InterChords

Q) What is the proper English:  InterChords suck or InterChords sucks?
A) We believe InterChords sucks is proper English (as in Savage Garden sucks, Warrant sucks, etc.)

Q) Who are these guys?
A) Guitar playing guys.

Q) Can we look at your Website while at work?  InterChords is kind of a dirty word.
A) No worries.  While InterChords may sound dirty, it's actually a healthy activity - and something about which you should feel proud.

Q) Why is it Eric uses foul language in his personal life, but not on stage?
A) Eric believes that the audience is a bunch of St#p!d M%th@rf$%ke*s so he chooses not to expend the energy.

Q) How tall is Eric?
A) 5'11"

Q) How tall isn't Marlon?
A) 65".  Click here for more details.

Q) Why would Brian Play with Eric and Marlon?
A) Clearly there is some issue with his judgment, but a crash course in Zen has allowed Brian to show restraint and carry on.  Click here for more details.

Q) What's with Eric's hair?
A) Years ago there was a farming accident.

Q) What is Marlon's sign?
A) Aquarius.  Match your sign with Marlon's here.

Q) Brian looked a little "funny" at the last show.  Is he OK?
A) Brian is managing some issues in his life.  Be assured that he is OK now.

Q) Which band would you say InterChords is most like?
A) We would say N'Sync, except they have 5 members, we have two, we play our own instruments, don't dance with each other, aren't quite as hairy or tattooed, nor do we play N'Sync songs. However each band has dated a Britney (Spears for Justin and Donaldson for Eric).

Q) If Eric was a car, what car would he be?
A) A 55 Chevrolet.  See Eric's previous attempts at being a car here.

Q) If Marlon were a Beatle, which Beatle would he be?
A) John - no question.  Although many have likened him to failed drummer Pete Best.

Q) Which band would you say InterChords is most unlike?
A) The good ones.

Q) Does the band like cats?
A) A split decision on this one.  Marlon says yes, while Eric believes cats are good for making guitar strings.

Q) Weren't Marlon and Brian founding members of the late 70's bombastic arena rock band Stone Hazard? If so, will there ever be a reunion?
A) Yes.  Negotiations for a reunion are underway, however, Brian Wilson insists on complete creative control and therefore, successful reunification is unlikely.

Q) Are you guys married?
A) Marlon is single (girls email marlon here).  Eric recently married the girl of his dreams.  Brian is happily married.

Q) How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A) Shut up A##hole (there goes Eric again...)

Thank you for your interest in InterChords!